‘Do you think it matters how many people someone has slept with?’ No, and it particularly bothers me that women are held to a different standard on this front than men. Also, it’s such a weird thing to care about. Like, imagine if I started eating Cheerios for breakfast. Would Cheerios be like, ‘I’m the forty-eighth cereal you’ve tried eating?! I don’t feel special!’ Well then, screw you, Cheerios! I can’t go into the past and un-eat all those cereals, but that doesn’t mean I don’t genuinely enjoy your whole-grain crunch!
— John Green (via exoticwild)
Half the world’s starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.
— Roseanne Barr (via disappolnted)